Republican Debate Rewrites Beloved Fairy Tale; Proves That There Really Are EIGHT Dwarfs!

Never mind that Fred Thompson is a taller-than-average guy. Actual height notwithstanding, he and the rest of the Republican hopefuls looked shockingly small at the latest debate.

Struggling to answer the public’s questions, they produced more bickering and petty sniping than substantive conversation, causing many to wonder if they were watching Grumpy (Giuliani), Happy (Huckabee), Dopey (Paul) and Sleepy (Thompson himself) and the rest of Snow White’s famous little friends, and whether this is really the best field that the party can come up with…the best that AMERICA has to offer.

If the answer is “yes,� the Democrats should waltz into the White House.

1 comment to Republican Debate Rewrites Beloved Fairy Tale; Proves That There Really Are EIGHT Dwarfs!

  • Joshua Rosenstock

    The best that America has to offer is way too smart to dabble in this nonsense.

    It’s going to be tough for the Democrats to do any type of dancing while Hillary keeps demanding that she leads.

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